She says it brings deep spiritual revelations.’įresh Prince Creations‘ Jeep Trailcat costs §95 000 in game and goes at the top speed of ten. ‘WILL YOU TWO ARSETURNIPS GET IN? SOONER WE DO THIS, SOONER IT’S FINISHED!’ ‘Do they usually go on and on like this?’ So for that reason, we thought, what the plumbob, we owe him a lot bloody more than a pound and a thrupenny bit for almost ten years of excellence, so not exactly much to make this our one and only exception to the rule (yep … setting ourselves up by saying that one, aren’t we?). The only answer which makes any sense is he’s simply doing this for an experiment of what it is like to run his own online business on a very small scale, with all the official book-keeping to stay straight with the tax office this entails. There’s no way he can be making enough from these very limited numbers of pay-for items even to pay for his website costs, especially for the much smaller customer base Sims 3 represents now. No matter how much we try to get our heads around this, what the Fresh Prince is doing makes zero sense. That’s one pound and a thuppenny bit in the currency of Her Most Britannic Majesty, and 1.14 in chocolate money the Euro.
This Jeep Trailcat is the first ‘premium’ item he has ever released which isn’t available in any other form, costing the pricely sum of … wait for it, one dollar twenty nine cents.
This year along he’s released seventeen brand new vehicles, only three of which are pay-for.
Now you know our feelings on that matter, we’ve documented them often enough, along with our hatred of the hypocrisy of those who declared The Sims Resource the anti-Christ whilst making excuse after excuse for Blacky’s Sims Zoo and Sandy at Around The Sims down the years, etc.īut Fresh Prince Creations has given literally hundred of vehicles to the Sims 3 community for free over the years, without having so much as an advert up to offset his costs of something he was doing whilst still at Uni.Ĭompare that to today’s bumnuggets monetarising every facile facet of their Dumblrs.Įven now, the Fresh Prince is still doing loads more free stuff, and what ‘premium’ items he’s made is of stuff already available for free, except for a few tweaks – which begs the question whether they were commissions in the first place. The jeep comes from Fresh Prince Creations – and is one of his pay-for items. You are here because you have one particular area of expertise …Ī fancy looking jeep in Silly Putty green and a helicopter parked in mid air. ‘And why have I been roped into this, buttwings?’
‘I’ll let the full irony of that remark sink in with you readers – guuuugh, I’m never going to get used to this talking to the Fourth Wall stuff!’ Please don’t take offence, but it’s making you go a little funny in the head.’ ‘It was my suggestion, Voirrey, you’re spending far too much time alone on the island and it’s not good for you. Oh, Festyr Mie, Voirrey – nice to see you off Soggy Bottom Island for once
‘Okay folks, here we all are standing like we’re on the cover of a bloody Fields of The Nephilim record, which means those bumnuggets want us to review something again.’